James Comey
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| Born | James Beeyotch Comey |
| December 14, 1960 | |
| Bonkers, NY, US | |
| Poltical Party | Deep State |
James Comey (born December 14, 1960) is the Deep State™ disgraced former FBI Director. The typical job duties of the FBI Director is to be the chief law enforcer of the United States specifically in dealing with domestic crimes under the jurisdiction of the Federal government. Comey, under his feckless leadership, transformed a mostly honorable operation and into an organization worthy of ridicule in record time. Comey loves to point to his record of how any convictions he's had under his time. However, an overwhelming number of these convictions were what are considered "process crimes." Simply put, a process crime occurs when the FBI (or some other law enforcement agency) talks someone into making untruthful remarks. The FBI then makes an arrest and make life a living hell for the person. The person usually plea bargains for a lesser crime, and the person lives with this shame for the rest of their life.
Prosecution of Michael Flynn
Comey is proud of throwing Americans in jail for process crimes. Comey has openly bragged in lectures on how he set up retired General Michael Flynn, who was acting as President Trump's National Security Advisor. Comey laughed and mocked Flynn for allowing himself to be interviewed (otherwise known as a "setup" in Comey's FBI) without an attorney. Afterwards, Comey high-fived all of his sycophant underlings in his department before him and his new bestie and fellow Trump-hater John Brennan celebrated all weekend on an undisclosed beach (which was certainly not Epstein Island). One person who attended the party claimed that Comey and Brennan karaoked the Queen song, "Another One Bites the Dust" all night long as they drank Bartles & Jaymes wine coolers. Another source disputes this saying the song was, "I Fought the Law" by the Bobby Fuller Four and that it was Seagram's wine coolers that were being served.
Fired by Donald Trump
Comey was, justifiably, fired by Donald Trump on May 9, 2017. Since Comey was a huge player in the Deep State Swamp, this triggered the Mueller investigation which eventually led to the Mueller report. Comey has since taken every opportunity to take a cheap shots at Trump at every opportunity. Comey loves to speak at Deep State conventions to brag about how smart he was to entrap General Flynn and everyone has a big laugh.