Mark Zuckerberg
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| Born | Mark Elliot Zuckerberg | |
| May 14, 1984 | ||
| Very White Plains, NY, US | ||
| Vlad the Impaler | ||
| c. 1428 | ||
| Transylvania, Romania | ||
| Known for | Meta, Facebook | |
| Lack of Melanin | ||
| Net worth | $66,666,666,666.66 | |
Mark Elliot Zuckerberg (born Vlad the Impaler; c. 1428) is an American billionaire who uses money and technology to perfect mind control. As he is actually Vlad the Impaler, known more commonly as Count Dracula, his motive for mind control is actually clear.
Some have pointed out the irony that Zuckerberg's acknowledged birth year is 1984. This is ironic because the future Zuckerberg is trying to create is the future that George Orwell warned us about in his novel, 1984.
Early Life
Zuckerberg seems to suffer from severe anemia. This causes him to appear ghostly white, as if he has no pigment at all in his skin. While not confirmed, Mark also appears to have a peculiar contempt for sunlight. It has not been determined, as of this writing, as to whether or not Zuckerberg has fear or disdain of crosses or holy water.