Patron Saint Anthony Fauci MD, PhD, DDS
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| Born | Anthony Stephen Fauci |
| December 24, 1940 | |
| New York City, US | |
| Known For | Democrat Worship |
Patron Saint Anthony Fauci MD, PhD, DDS is an American pseudo-scientist whose reputation is one of the most guarded of any citizen in the United States. An anonymous insider at Wikipedia claims that there is a full-time staff to make sure Lord Fauci's Wikipedia page stays pristine. The only time the word controversy is mentioned is when Fauci is criticizing George W. Bush about the war in Iraq. Lord Fauci has butchered the United States COVID-19 response by taking all sides of the issue then making sure President Donald Trump took the blame for everything. Lord Fauci has saved countless lives by doing his best to counteract the evil President Donald Trump who tried to thwart Lord Fauci at every turn.
Duplicitous Nature
Patron Saint Fauci seems to have taken the politically expedient side of ever issue. The first such instance was when he made the claim that masks are useless. "While masks may block some droplets, they do not provide the level of protection people think they do," Fauci said on record early into the COVID-19 pandemic. Later on, he became pro-mask. So much so that Fauci made the claim that 2, 3 or more masks may be necessary to stop the spread. We know that Saint Fauci is infallible, so we are sure that an explanation exists. This article will be updated if an adequate explanation is discovered.
Wuhan Wet Market
From the beginning of the COVID-19 outbreak, Lord Fauci echoed the official China state controlled statement that the COVID-19 virus was originated from a bat sold at the Wuhan wet marked. This happened despite no evidence of a viral strain from any species located in or around the Wuhan region. However, the Wuhan Institute of Virology is a level 4 (BSL-4) laboratory located in Wuhan. Gain-of-function research is known to be or to have been performed at the Wuhan lab. Gain-of-function research is the process of scientifically engineering viruses to be more deadly and more transmissible than they would ordinarily occur in nature. Many suspect due to the location on the Wuhan lab in proximity with the initial COVID-19 outbreak, this could be a likely origin of COVID-19. However, since this was completely dismissed by Lord Fauci, this should be considered nothing more than coincidence at best.
Due to the infallibility of Lord Fauci, the fact that the NIH, which he controls, funded gain-of-function research in the Wuhan lab should be labeled as disinformation, misinformation or a QAnon conspiracy.
Royalty Payments for COVID Vaccinations
The have been reports of payments made to Saint Fauci and other members of the NIH based on patent holdings for the COVID-19 vaccination. Fauci has at up to this point avoided answering specific questions regarding this. Some would see this as a conflict of interest considering Fauci pushed politicians and government agencies to force the general population to take the vaccine regardless of the constitutional authority to do so. However, as has been pointed out many times, Lord Saint Fauci is infallible and would never do anything that would jeopardize the heath or wellbeing of the American people for financial gain. Fauci is completely above reproach. Fauci will be proven innocent of all accusations levied upon him when the records are unsealed in 50 years.
Highest Paid Public Employee
According to the official 2019 records, Lord Saint Fauci drew a salary of $417,608 that year. The second highest paid employee was the President, at $400,000 (which was donated to charity). That makes Saint Fauci the highest paid public employee at the federal level. Many claim that he shouldn't make more the the United States President. This completely discounts the fact that Lord Fauci could be paid $10,000,000 and it wouldn't be nearly enough to compensate him for the tireless, selfless effort he puts into works every day so that the people can live their lives disease free.
Ultimate Symbol of Female Desire
Lord Saint Fauci is so intelligent and debonair that every woman wants to be with him. It has been reported that, regardless of his advanced age, most women would leave their husbands to be with Lord Fauci. Many magazines have cashed in on this phenomenon by putting Lord Fauci on the cover, which has ultimately led to a stark increase in sales for the month.
